Trailer
| Dian Bachar as Man Eating Sandwich |
| Andrew Bergman as Himself |
 | James Cameron as Himself |
 | Shaun Cassidy as Himself |
| Robin Cook as Himself |
 | Shelley Fabares as Herself |
 | Michael J. Fox as Curious Guy on the Porch |
 | Brian Grazer as Himself |
 | Heavy D as Himself |
 | Jeffrey Katzenberg as Himself |
| Barry Kemp as Himself |
| Jessica Knoblauch as Hooker Actress |
 | Angela Lansbury as Herself |
 | Lucy Lawless as Herself |
| Mike Lobell as Himself |
 | Traci Lords as Herself |
 | Kevin Misher as Himself |
 | Demi Moore as Herself |
| Alan Naggar as Studio Exec. |
 | Trey Parker as Narrator / Man walking out of Universal Records office / Man toasting drinks at MCA outdoors bar |
 | John Singleton as Himself |
 | Steven Spielberg as Backlot Tour Guide |
 | Sylvester Stallone as Himself |
 | Matt Stone as Man Toasting Drinks at MCA Outdoors Bar |
 | Marty Stuart as Himself |
 | David Zucker as Himself |
 | Jerry Zucker as Himself |
| Directing | |
| Trey Parker | Director |
